Sunday, March 23, 2008
How to make your hair look like a duck's ass or an army man who just stick his head inside a blender
One day a duck was walking with a chicken.The duck then suddenly said out of no where to the chicken 'hey my hair looks like shit,wat should i do with it?'. The chicken replied 'hey y not u just look at ur ass n style it like that'. The duck said 'gd idea!'. Then while the duck was doing that,a guy came along and saw wat the duck was doing and so that was the birth of the duck's ass hairstyle,only perfected by 1 person so far,is it you?? o.O mayb but well im going to teach you how to achieve this umm 'unique' hairstyle.
You only need 1 thing for this and that is 1) super sticky icky wicky spermy wormy hair gell,whick you can make by mixing ambuyat,glue (other than uhu), honey, mayo (for the white colour) and ehm 'guy juice' ;P haha. There are also conditions for this n here they are:
this can only be done if...
1) you wake up late and hav no time to shower
2) you din wash your hair
and 3) you are a guy coz if girls do this,it ll b too disgusting :P ( nt tat im saying this isnt disgusting for guys also la :P)
Well this hair style should be done in 30 mins so time management is very important.Arrival at school at 7 is the best and you should be done by the time bell rings and just in time for morning attendance (cant be done if you r in mr saxon s class,unless u wan2 get creamed then go ahead).
Ist of all,place ur whole head in the sink,take a hand full of liquid soap and wipe all over your head,never put water as it makes everything bubbly and we dont want that.Next,after the soap is applied all over your hair,it should feel lil heavy and so next take the super sticky icky wicky spermy wormy hair gell,take two hands full to achieve maximum hold,ans wipe all over your hair once more (the soap acts as a perfume to cover the smell of the gell). After this is done,style your hair into the shape of a duck s ass by pulling all your hair to your left side. The final product should look like this:
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Im sorry i couldn't get the exact thing but its so rare to find a duck ass hair style as it is only perfected by one person,if u would like to see this 'unique' hairstyle,go see ****** haha :P. Oh yes i forgot,there is an easier way to do this.1st,wet your hair,then turn on the switch and stick anything metal inside it with your hand (wet as well) holding it.Smoke might be seen and you might go into shock, so hav some1 who knows CPR and hav the paddles ready to shock if needed but this technique works as well,different hairstyles might be seen though.
Next is 'the army man who just stick his head inside a blender' hairstyle. This time there is only 1 condition,and that is only perverted asshole wana be army men can do this hairstyle, and so far there is also only 1 person who has done this 'unique' hairstyle b4 and that person is ******** :P haha (no names will be mentioned to avoid this hairstyles from being copied)
Well this hair style is quite easy to do. 1st of all,you must dunk your head into the toilet and flush for five times to get that messy yet wet look,next pour some liquid soap into the toilet while flushing to wash off any shit tat might hav stuck on your hair.Next place your hair into the hand drier provided n dry you hair a little,ull know when its dry when only a few drops of water drop onto your shirt.And so thats how you have 'the army man who just stick his head inside a blender' hairstyle.Too bad no pictures are available for this,ill try find next time but no copyright :P n
Ying is pregnant o.O haha :P
