haha yea so anyway the actual name of this candy is called 'zhu tou nai tang' (i cant write in chinese coz of this dumb apple comp,this is a reminder to any1 who wants to buy a comp,if u wan2 play games,download movies and type in chinese,nvr buy apple!! ever!!) anyway tats wat its called,to the malays or whoever who doesnt know wat it means,go find out!! haha :P coz im nt telling.So yes anyway as i was saying,im here to teach u how to make this delicious candy

Ingredients:

1) 90 grams of cocaine
2) 20 grams of 'zhu tou'
3) 1kg of milk
4) 3kg of sugar
5) 500grams of honey
6) 100grams of 'kou' fats
and lastly 7) 20grams of sweat to give it that extra flavour

So here s how to make it,take a fish bowl,of course pour the fish out duh... but leave some fish food inside it,tats wat giv it its kick,so yes put 1kg milk in 1st then followed by 3kg of sugar,ull know when its sweet enough when the ants start arriving.

Next pour the honey in,just in case its nt sweet enough,followed by the 'kou' fats,put abit more sugar n mix it well... nvr use a spoon or anything else to mix it except ur hands so the sweat can go into the mix.Finally add the 'zhu tou' and the cocaine into the mix( the cocaine is to make the sweet addictive) and mix well till its quite hard,this could take up to 2 wks to do and must b mixed continuously to avoid ants from coming too fast * ps buy lots of sheltox for this just in case 20 cans isnt enough* .

After all this is well mixed,place it in the sun to harden (if raining,repeat the process again from the beginning) no moisture is allowed on the sweet and so must b kept at temperatures between 300-50000 degrees at all times.After about a year of hardening,the huge ball of sweet then can finally b chiseled out to make the tiny sweets u see in the pic.They taste extremely good dont they and nw u can even make them for yourself,isnt tat great?? of course it is hehe.

Oh yes to make the soft milk candies,u can either mix in orange juice or strawberry concentrates + pineapple juice to make the mix softer n instead of hardening it in the sun,place it under your bed for a month (yes,this sweet is easier and faster to make) *btw the sheltox should come in handy here in case ants crawl on u when ur sleeping and it can b used for cockroaches 2 isnt tat great?? 2 in 1 combo*

After all this is done,packing is done and u can eat the sweets.This sweet is really made in japan despite its chinese words.

Here are a few words from the people who ever ate the sweet

bobo: ' this is the best drug i have ever tasted and there are no consequences'

i@n: 'my god this sweet is so much nicer and cooler than those poklens'

rolly: 'I WANT SWEET!!!!! or else i kill u!'

assman: 'PUI!'

cudy: 'aaaaaa i wan superrrrr milkkkkk candyyyy'

tultul: ' WAT??? ZHU TOU??? O.O'

sherry: 'canteen??? :P'

jibzzz: 'Halal kah??'

fish: 'CHEH! i ever eat b4 so long ago,nw then u giv me' :P

So there u go a few responses from people who hav eaten this sweet b4 and for those who like it,here s ur chance to make a whole truck load if u want to.

*ps side effects may occur after eating the sweets eg. ppl may took lik this*